Friday, November 27, 2009

Music Review: TiK ToK - Ke$ha

Speed: 121 bpm

Recommended bpm range: 115 to 120 bpm, 120 to 125 bpm

The DJ’s Take: Someone please tell me it’s a joke that this track is currently #5 on the Billboard Hot 100. Seriously. The beat is your typical bubblegum electronic pop, but those vocals are killing me. It’s like someone dragged a random high schooler off the street, had them freestyle, and then laced it with some autotune to finish it off.

The final straw was typing up the title for this blog post. Capital K’s? A $ sign instead of an s? Like those reality show females say when they’re jilted by their boyfriends, “I’m done.” For now.

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